A shortcut is the longest distance between two points.

In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it.

You will always find something in the last place you look.

If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

The other line always moves faster.

After you finally buy an item, it goes on sale somewhere.

Demonstrate a broken appliance for the repairman and it will work perfectly.

Anything that can go wrong, will.

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